Dave's advice on the gentler sex.

A woman is like an Apple. She comes in many flavors bitter, sweet, sour. she comes in many sizes too. she may come sprayed in pestisides or come as natural as the morning dew. she may be bruised and beaten or with a sheltered bow covering her, flawless and innocent. she may linger upon the ground vunerable and scattered amoungst the weeds and moldy dirt or share a sun ridden perch amongst a cluster of a precious few. no matter how you find your apple remember it is up to you how you treat it. Picasso.